I should start my own advice column. Or something. Here is today’s installment:
Today’s dilemma: How does one deal with crazy ass bitches that you have to put up with, like family or coworkers?
Advice: Call them names in your head. Something like this: “You fucking twatwaffle”. Then giggle hysterically to yourself. When they ask you what you are laughing about, act like you know something really funny, but say “Oh, nothing”. Then walk off. Do it. You’ll feel better. You’re welcome.